Framing Vertical 9:16, handheld selfie in a parked car. Young man, late 20s–30s, hair messy, clearly irritated, speaking straight into the camera. Action & Dialogue (0:00–0:07) He glares into the lens, jabbing a finger toward the windshield: “I just got cut off by a grandma in traffic. She couldn’t even see me!” He suddenly whips a pair of glasses into frame, voice shifting into mock-sales mode: “That’s why you need my glasses. Get them now. Link in bio” Mood Quick, rant-to-sales pivot. Relatable frustration turned into ridiculous product shill. Audio Raw phone mic, faint street/car noise in background.